How to Show Off a Hearse

There are many ways to show off a hearse, not the least of which is simply driving down the street, where the car is bound to turn heads. But for those who want to show off a hearse to a wider audience, there are a number of excellent options and venues for displaying your morbid mobile.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Put as much care and work into your hearse as you can. You don't have to spend thousands of dollars; a creative paint job will do the trick. But the more care you put into your hearse's appearance, the more people your death-mobile is likely to attract.
2. Show off your hearse to people you know. This is a great way to get feedback and opinions on how your hearse is looking without having to enter car shows or contests.
3. Place photos of your hearse on as many relevant websites as possible. Use both general car-show websites like Show Off Cars and hearse-related sites like Grim Rides to show off your hearse to car enthusiasts all over the word.
4. Enter car shows. Once you feel like your hearse is ready for public inspection by car enthusiasts, enter it into local car shows. Look out for special hearse shows such as the annual Cool Ghoul's Hearse and Car Show for a niche environment to display your hearse.
5. Pay attention to the "Goth culture'" community, which takes a special interest in all things that deal with death and morbidity. Websites like Hearse Driver offer a portal into the world of folks who take special interest in the history, culture and display of the hearse.