How to get a hottie

OKAY, so you need to score a hottie, huh? If you've been striking out lately, keep reading...Here's all you need to do.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• BALLS!!!!
• a lil money
• confidence
• cell number
• nice cloths

1. This step is unfortunately the easiest. You need to find a place where women flock. Whether that's a club, beach, party, bar...it doesn't matter. Find a place where you're comfortable, can wear clothes you feel good in, and has an atmosphere where talking to strangers isn't awkward
2. Go up to a chick! Just do it man, quit being a loser, just roll up to a girl, look her in her eyes, and be like, "Damn girl you're so fine"...either A. she'll laugh and run to her friends and make fun of you or b. she'll be like thanks! If scene A occurs, well she's a loser and you wouldn't want to date her anyway. If scene B occurs, well then we have something here don't we!
3. Try, if it isn't too loud, to spark a little conversation, nothing that makes it too obvious you're trying to flirt...say something like "have you been here before, i've never been but it's pretty dope..." you know just something simple but something that requires an answer. I prefer, "yo what are you drinking?" or "yo I'm serious you look so good in those jeans, what's your name?!"...holla at me
4. Pay attenetion to details about a woman...what kind of shoes she wears, perfume, hair color, eye clor...all these things will help you in the long run. The more you can remember now, the easier it will be in the long run. Luckily for me I have an insanely strng memory and anything a girl ever tells me is stored. This way, a few weeks later I can use these as weapons to destroy her!!!
5. Forreal my brothers, guys have such an upper hand it's not even funny. Women try and act like they're the ones who don't care about guys but actually its the other way around. Think of it like this...when we were little ones in kindergarden, who started liking who first? Who started chasing who first? I remember the girls starting to like the buys way before guys wanted anything to do with them. Honestly, other that the nasty, why do guys want women? They DON'T! Girls love guys!! hey're the ones who need men. It's a women's world but men are the dominant specie. Don't forget this...women are obsessed with men.
6. OK, the last step is the hard part...it's up to you where it can go from here...read her vibes. Is she vibing you? IS she smiling, looking you in the eyes? All of these are her signals for you to move in for the kill...now you can eithe start making out with her right there or you can tease her and just get her numbr and call her tomorrow...I like to refrain from giving a girl my lips right away especially when I can tell she wants them. I like to make her wait (it only heightens the lust)....in other words, my brothers, be a mack, don't be a nerd

Tips & Warnings

• Wear fresh clothes (see BAPE, Nike Dunks, white tees, wife-beaters...) Watch other guys and learn from them (see Lil Wayne, T.I., Pharrell, Jay-Z, Andre 3000, Kanye West...) Make sure you are fresh as a mothf---a...she wouldn't want it any other way Listen to music that will get your pimpin goin (see Pharrell, Lil Wayne, T.I. Snoop, Jay-Z, Kanye West...) Don't wear corny outfits you see on American Idol or any TV show for that matter, wear somthing origianal but ill
• DO NOT try and make a girl jealous by showing anothe grl more attention, girls can do this to guys a million times worse so don't even take it there DO NOT try and steal a girl from her boyfriend if you are a beginner (if you are reading this) you will get beat up as if he were a pimp DO NOT get beligerent and try these techniques...you WILL get laughed at DO NOT wear stupid corny outfits DO be a mack DO wear sunglasses DO wear cologne aiight now show me some love