How to potty train your dog

The following article is on how to potty train your dog in a new way!

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• A Full Bladder
• Outside

1. Take your dogs outside along with yourself.
2. Release urine from your own uterus on a tree or wall.
3. Make sure the dog sees you peeing and comes over to cover your scent.

Tips & Warnings

• Make sure if you pee, it is in the confinements of your backyard!
• There are laws in some states that do not allow public peeing, make sure it is legal.