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Step 1
Suppress the desire to scowl, shake your head or recoil when your darling arrives dressed to kill every ounce of physical attraction that ever existed between the two of you.
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Step 2
Accentuate the positive. Obsessing over the detested garment will drive you and your sweetie insane. There's got to be one thing you love about the way your lover looks. Keep your eyes there.
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Step 3
Choose sincere praise over nagging insults. Instead of saying, "I hate it when you wear that orange sweatshirt," try, "That green sweater really brings out the color of your eyes." Chances are, your partner will wear those things you compliment more often.
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Step 4
Surprise your sugar with a new wardrobe item that both of you will love. The key phrase here is "both of you." Make sure to keep your lover's style in mind while shopping for that perfect gift.
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Step 5
Speak up only if you must, if sensitive tactics don't do the trick, if you absolutely cannot stand to be seen next to your partner wearing those horrible leopard print pants for one more second.
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Step 6
Criticize the clothing on the person, not the person in the clothing. Make comments about clothing design, style, cut and color. Try, "Those pants don't show off your nice rear end," instead of, "Your butt looks flat in those pants."
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Step 7
Keep the kisses coming even if your baby doll continues to sport those tacky leopard print pants or that garish orange sweatshirt of that horrid fuchsia jacket. Part of what makes your sweetheart so sweet is that individual clothing style.











Comments
yourmamasaidwha said
on 1/18/2009 i eBay a lot for step 4...it seems to help a bit because sometimes, a guy just doesn't want to shop for himself...why bother looking decent, right?! thanks for the great and comical tips!
thecritic said
on 8/7/2008 absolutely funny LOL
ewmcguire said
on 11/5/2007 So funny and so true!
yourwriter said
on 10/23/2007 LOL. What a cute article. Love the advice, Lord knows how many of us can use it!!!