How to Hire a Stripper for a Sorority Party

How times have changed! Years ago, the Chippendale dancers were the only game in town for rambunctious females anxious to see writhing male bods. Now, most services that hire out female strippers also represent a plethora of male strippers, and there are male revues to entertain ladies all over the country. This is good news for young college girls ready to get their first taste of wild sorority life. Here is the scoop on hiring a male dancer (or dancers) for your sorority party.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Scrutinize local agencies before checking the dancers’ pics. Ask questions like, “How long have you been in business?” and “How do you screen your dancers before hiring them?” Always deal with reputable agencies. Just because an agency has a website doesn’t mean they’re legit.
2. Admire all the pics of hard-bodied male dancers on websites or in casting books at your local stripper agency. Sit down with your sorority sisters and decide which hunk you most want to see in the flesh.
3. Pool your money. Let’s face it; strippers are just like anything else in life. You get what you pay for!
4. Secure your party site. Make sure there are no kid sisters, jealous boyfriends, or fuddy-duddys there to wreck the fun. Double check campus rules regarding parties, curfews and live entertainment to avoid problems in advance.
5. Get those dollar bills ready to tuck in that bad boy’s g-string! But tell your boyfriend your boyfriend you were up studying all night.

Tips & Warnings

• Avoid free-agent dancers on sites like Craigslist.org unless you have a recommendation from a friend. Without an agency to back them up, dancers may flake on you or cause other problems.

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