How to Survive a Grizzly Bear Attack

By khalil

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Bears are very powerful and fast, but aren't superior to humans:)

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Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

A gun
Courage

Step1

When you are in a bear' s habitat, it's only right to carry a loaded gun.

Step2

When the bear approaches you, have your gun ready and yell at it to go away.

Step3

If it doesn't back away, shoot it in the neck or chest as a warning shot.

Step4

If it gets pissed of and charges, have no mercy and send that mo fo to heaven.

Tips & Warnings

Don't shoot it right away, give it a chance to survive.
Don't carry a puny gun, or a gun that takes a while to reload, I'd prefer an AK or an Ozzie.
Have no fear, bears can scare the sheet out of you, but hold the gun tight and don't freak out!

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on 2/7/2008 CASTING WILDLIFE EXPERT TO HOST NEW TV SERIES

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Thank you,
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