How to Properly Enjoy Your Favorite TV Show

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You will learn how to hardcore enjoy shows that you already hardcore enjoy moderately more. i.e. If you currently enjoyed a show 3 enjoyments it would increase to 4 maybe 5 enjoyments.

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Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

Television
Cable or Satellite (optional)
Remote Control
Couch, Armchair, or whatever your preferred sitting utensil is
Food and Beverages
Tent or Housing to protect TV in case of rain
Electricity (to power TV)
Maybe AA or AAA batteries for Remote Control
Refrigerator or Cooler to keep Food and Beverages cool

Step1

Using the muscles in your thighs and legs walk carefully avoiding obstacles such as nails and broken glass that may impede your assuming of a prime couch/armchair location in front of the television.

Step2

Now seated comfortably in the plushy folds of your favorite sitting utensil, adjust yourself to a position that you find most comfortable. I personally enjoy the "Wailing Duck" posture. This is where you lift both legs above your head crossing them behind your head.

Step3

Using the arm muscles retrieve the remote control from it's designated location. Ideally this would be an end table or a coffe table, something within arms reach.

Step4

In control of the channel changing device activate the television with the button on the remote that does that. If done properly you should see the formerly black screen come alive with color and images, maybe sound.

Step5

Using the up and down arrows keys on the remote television control device or the number pad if capable, relocate the channel on the television to the channel which plays host to the show which you max enjoy.

Tips & Warnings

Bring desired Food and Beverages with you to the TV viewing area.
Don't let roomates or spouses get in your way. Shoot them in the face with a 9mm handgun sold at your local Wal-Mart.
If the remote control is not in arm's reach of the sitting position make sure you pick it up before you sit down.
Crying babies can be a serious distraction to your enjoyment of a show. If you have already made the mistake of reproduction, take it to the freeway and leave it on the road.