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Step 1
If you have a sick, unhealthy love for the B.W., you'll forgive him, for he knows not what he does.
Exhibit A. Blind Date.
I love it anyway. -
Step 2
Of course there is the shoeless John McClane.
Need I say more?
If you're feeling like your adoration for ol' Brucie is waning, pop in this old favorite and feel the love come rushing back. -
Step 3
Look Who's Talking. And.....look who's not watching.
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Step 4
Hudson Hawk is a sick, naval-gazing, Willis-penned affair. It's ridiculous and wonderful and awful and horrifying.
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Step 5
Even though he was even balder than normal, Bruce was bril in the (equally) bril film, Death Becomes Her. Truthfully, the shining achievements in this movie were Meryl and Goldie, but he was wonderfully cast and still bizarrely hot.
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Step 6
The Color of Night is probably one you haven't seen.
Because you have taste.
But I don't.
So I have.
He's hot in this one.
It's a delicious piece of trash with that hot chick from The Lover.
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Step 7
He was sort of charming in the somewhat cheesy but ultimately enjoyable, The Story of Us.
Does Michelle Pfeiffer age? -
Step 8
After I have a fictional relationship with David Addison, I will move on to a fictional relationship with Jimmy "The Tulip" from The Whole Nine Yards.
Bald totally.
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Step 9
And we come full circle to this summer. Where a rickety, mid-fifties Sir Willis comes back to save the world.
I can't wait to see him and his boyfriend Ashton and family arrive at the premiere!
Comments
Ginnifer said
on 9/24/2008 Who says you have to be over 25 to love Bruce Wilis?!?!?
Lolo-B said
on 9/24/2007 B.W. Forever!! xoxoxox lol
JohanM said
on 5/9/2007 You're just hillarious, I've read a bunch of your articles and they're very entertaining.