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Step 1
Spend weeks in advance creating a large and colorful piñata of your favorite sports mascot—such as a Miami Dolphin or New York Met. Then, on Cinco de Mayo, blindfold yourself, grab a bat, and bash it. Instead of candy, fill it with beer.
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Step 2
Create a Diego Rivera-style epic mural on the largest wall in your home depicting your favorite sports moment of all time, or be ambitious and work in numerous memorable sports memories.
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Step 3
Buy a twelve-pack of Mexican beer and watch Mexican soccer and bullfighting DVDs all day.
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Step 4
Start a Mexican Sports Hall of Fame in your garage, painting Frida Kahlo-inspired portraits of all-time Mexican sports legends such as Fernando Valenzuela, Julio Caesar Chavez and, of course, the great wrestler Nacho Libre.
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Step 5
Fly to Acapulco and jump off a cliff like the famous divers of the area, some of the greatest athletes around.
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Step 6
Indulge in a traditional sport of Mexico, Charreria, a sort of Spanish-style rodeo. You need several horses and riders, traditional Mexican cowboy clothing, and a mariachi band. Hey, do you want to do this right or don’t you?
