How to jump

Tired of not being able to jump well this is your lucky day.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• legs and feet

1. stand in a spot any spot it dosent matter if there is pee in it or it smells it will be ok.
2. next analyze your surroundings and have a goal for jumping
3. bend your knee so you are squatting down and looking into the jumping demons eyes
4. thrust up with all of your might and hurdle the dust bunny giants under you.
5. look and enjoy the view as you are in the air
6. land and bend your knees to absorb the shock
7. look up and be proud you just made a jump

Tips & Warnings

• keep jumping to get better
• don't fart as you are jumping is isn't pretty