How to Use a Virtual Sex Machine

A Virtual Sex Machine allows a man to experience sexual pleasure and indulge in any fantasy he chooses, all through the use of technology. It's a cylindrical device that fits around his penis and is hooked up to a computer. When selected movies are played, the machine stimulates the penis in unison with the actions of the movie.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Virtual sex machine
• Computer

1. Order the Virtual Sex Machine through the company’s web site. The company accepts credit cards, and the cost is $439.69 plus shipping and handling. You can get a discreet carrying case with it for $499 plus shipping and handling.

2. Put your penis inside the Virtual Sex Machine.

3. Hook the machine up to your computer. Plug the Digital Interface into the printer port of your computer. Any standard PC should be compatible with the Virtual Sex Machine.

4. Put your penis – erect or flaccid – inside the cylinder that comes with the set. This is connected to the computer as per the instruction guide.

5. Load the software that containing the sexual acts that will appear on your computer screen. You can choose from a variety of girls, and more videos are available for downloading from the Web site.

6. Watch the video as the machine simulates the sexual action on your penis that the women on the screen are performing. Try different women and different movies for variety. It's all part of the fantasy.

Tips & Warnings

• Microsoft Technologies and Windows Operating Systems is a licensed developer, so the Virtual Sex Machine should work with your PC. If not, Tech Support is provided.
• Try to involve your girlfriend or wife, as the Virtual Sex Machine can be used as foreplay.
• The green "light" on the front of the interface is not a power light. If you are playing a video through the player, and the light is not on, then there is a software or port problem.
• The movies are designed to be as realistic as possible, and the machine will mimic the movie. Do not be alarmed if the machine is not moving when there is no action onscreen.
• Don't substitute the machine for interacting with people.

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[DirkMcFergus]

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