How to Use a Virtual Sex Machine For a Man

Virtual sex is becoming more and more popular. Whether you're a man who is having trouble finding a partner, or just want sex without strings or the risk of contracting an infectious disease, a virtual sex machine might be the answer. It fits on your penis and simulates the feeling of having oral or other types of sex, while you watch the included videos of women performing these sexual acts. Here's how to use a virtual sex machine.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Windows 95 or higher
• Computer with a printer port and CD drive
• Internet connection
• Virtual sex machine

1. Follow the instructions that come with your virtual sex machine to install the software.

2. Plug the control box into the parallel port on your computer. This is the port where a printer would normally connect.

3. Put the virtual sex machine on your penis. The machine fits most sizes comfortably.

4. Choose one of the girls on the CD.

5. Turn the machine on—sit back, relax and enjoy. You don’t need to press any buttons to control the experience—the control box takes care of everything for you.

Tips & Warnings

• You can buy new movies for the virtual sex machine at the Web site listed in the Resources section of this article.
• This machine does not work with Macintosh computers.
• Make sure you have a good firewall and anti-virus software installed on your computer. Some virtual sex Web sites are less than scrupulous, and you can easily pick up computer viruses or trojans if your computer is not protected.

Resources

• Find the virtual sex machine and download movies at VirtualSexMachine