How to be from New York

If you want people to think that you are from New York, follow these tips and people will never question you city of origin

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• an accent
• a love for bagels

1. Instead of saying what's up, say "whats good?"
2. Greet girls with kisses, its the only way.
3. Eat an egg sandwhich every morning, sometimes you can mix it up with a bagel, always eat at deli's.
4. Have a love affair with public transportation, and if you do choose to drive, be amazed anytime a parking spot offers it self to you.

Tips & Warnings

• Walk fast, bustle through crowds, but walk with attitude.
• Be angry and unfriendly with strangers.
• Don't talk about the naked cowboy, its too touristy, this would be a dead give away.