How to Join a Sorority

This How-to Guide will tell you how to put on a happy face and join a sorority!

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Good looks
• Presentable body/face
• Big smile
• Positive attitude!
• Friendly personality
• Ability to have conversations
• Cute clothes
• Bubbly personality
• Optimism

1. Dress in an obnoxiously adorable outfit that you know will turn heads and get you compliments! (i.e. mondo conversation starter)
2. Show up to rush energized and ready to face any challenge that comes your way.
3. Carry on positive conversations that highlight what makes you qualified to join their sorority.
4. Hope that they will love you for the perfect self you are...

Tips & Warnings

• Look hot
• Smile more than you would if you had slept with a hanger in her mouth
• Be aware of harsh initial judgments
• Be aware of lots of girls that look just like you and are striving for the same goal
• Don't listen to stereotypes of each house; make your own judgments (but if you are going to listen to them, only let it affect your decisions later on in the process)
• Don't eat food that will get stuck in your teeth
• Don't eat and talk at the same time
• Try not to sweat and wear clothing that is not too restricting and is flattering for your figure