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Step 1
First of all, be wildly attractive. That really helps.
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Step 2
Compose a brilliant letter to the celebrity of your choice. Make yourself stand out by NOT saying things like "I loved you in Rocky III". This will not distinguish you from the crowd. Instead, try things like "I still think you're hot despite your massive, feminizing plastic surgery". This will show the celebrity of your choice that you pay attention in important, small ways.
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Step 3
If you happen to see the celebrity of your choice walking down Robertson, do not approach. Stealthily position yourself in a location in order to survey your celeb crush's taste. Maybe he tries on a shirt at Kitson but rejects it because he got an emergency phone call about his dog. Here's your chance! You now buy him the shirt and send it to him with a condolence letter about his dog! This shows that not only do you care about him looking good, but about animals, too.
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Step 4
Once your celebrity proclaims his love for you, you will have emotionally moved on. After all, the fun is in the hunt. But. Before you leave him, stricken and heartbroken, be sure to get numbers of his famous friends in order to repeat this cycle. Request with eye-batting alacrity and he'll hand over Patrick Dempsey's address without a second thought.
Comments
njerseyjen said
on 8/6/2009 I was talking with my gf the other day and we got to thinking who would be our ideal celebrity to go out on a date with.
I definitely say Matthew Mcconaughey he is sooo hott.
I was on the web the other day and I found a site that actualy offers dates with celebrities. Have you guys heard anything good or bad about this site.
http://www.celebritydreamdate.com
Which celebrity would you most like to date?
whoknew said
on 1/12/2008 This was funny, but it is actually possible to marry a celeb without being attractive at all. I am writing an article now. Check it out if you like!