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How to Avoid the Walk of Shame

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By cjwilson
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We all know how one thing can lead to another and before we know it we are stuck walking back home the next morning, after spending some "quality time" with the cutie next to the keg, in your sexy top and highest high heels. These are a few steps to use to avoid this awkward walk of shame.

Difficulty: Easy
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  • Small hairbrush and/or hair tie
  • Concealer
  • Pair of flats
  • A pair of big sunglasses
  1. Step 1

    Before going out slip the above necessary items into your purse.

  2. Step 2

    If alcohol has been involved, make sure to drink lots of water before bed to avoid the very obvious "I am clearly hung over" look.

  3. Step 3

    Wake up early and before the owner of the place you are "shacking" at, so you can make it to the mirror to touch up and apply the concealer and brush your hair.

  4. Step 4

    Steal a sweatshirt from the above mentioned owner to put over your sexy top, slip on your flats and put your heels in your purse, and put on the big glasses.

  5. Step 5

    Optional: Saying goodbye to the person you stayed with. Not always a good idea.

  6. Step 6

    Try and walk home using the least crowded route.

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on 10/14/2008 And if rape, even by someone you know or are in a romantic relationship with, is what happened here--(be prepared ahead with the information, if possible) and you are reading this--DO take the precaution not to, shower, or change, and call an appropriate agency or look it up on this site, what steps to take!

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on 10/14/2008 Check out the new information on date-rape drugs.
The news makes it sound like your only way to drink safely in public is to byo and know the people you are with very well, and still--keep your drink in your hand and yourself sober enough to be aware of everything going on.

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on 3/20/2008 Good call on slipping the flats and shades in the purse the night before...I advise caution on poaching a sweatshirt---rummage for a clean one, it is less likely to be his fave (that you will Oh-so-never return) and this will raise the good karma quotient.

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