How to sneak vodka onto a cruise ship

For those that are too cheap to pay for alcohol on a cruise ship where flasks aren't allowed

Things You'll Need

• waterbottles
• vodka
• clear packing tape
• x-acto knife
• small funnel

Instructions

1. Buy water bottles (not big jugs) 6 water bottles = 1 handle

2. Use a razor to peel back the label -- don't take the label all the way off

3. Slice bottle in an x, not too big or it will spill out all over

4. Empty water out--DON'T get the label wet or it wont stick back on

5. Put a small funnel into the x and funnel the vodka in

6. Dry off the bottle. It has to be completely dry

7. Cover the x with really strong clear packing tape

8. Put the label back on

Tips & Warnings

• Don't try this until the morning before or the packing tape will get soggy and weak