How to quickly deal with a zit on date-night

So, you have a date. I loathe that word. So, you have a thing. He's all hot and charming and amusing. And he digs you. But you barely know him. But what you DO know is that you have a painful, honking zit smack-dab on your cheek. Cancel? Nahh. You're not 20. Get a cortisone shot? Sure, if you have the money and the time. Better yet? We're gonna Crawford-ify you:

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• brown eyeliner, powder

1. Instead of using ten layers of concealer on your big blemish, use it to your advantage! Concealer will only make it more visible and call attention to its raised, ugly profile. So, go about your normal makeup routine and after you've smeared the last layer of impossibly shiny gloss on your impossibly kissable lips, dust a little bit of translucent powder on that unwelcome guest.
2. Now, with your creamy brown eyeliner, OR a brown liquid liner, dab a small mark on the zit and presto, chango--it's a seductive beauty mark!
3. Go out, have a fabulous time, powder your zit=sexy beauty mark occasionally.

Tips & Warnings

• Even if you're very dark-haired, still use a brown liner. Black will look harsh and fake.
• Avoid truly heavy petting. Fake beauty marks aren't nearly as hot when they're smeared across your cheek.