How to get the best leg-shave

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Yea. I know what you're thinking: "Uhhh. I'm not retarded. It's called a RAZOR. Got it." But stay with me, pets. Here are the laughably easy instructions for the best shave of your life:

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Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

coast soap, venus razor, salt scrub

Step1

Procure the best razor in the history of blades: Gillette's Venus. Then draw yourself a steaming hot shower or bath.

Step2

Exfoliate your legs like there's no tomorrow. Any over-priced salt scrub will do.

Step3

Next, lather up with.......what? Aveeno's organic meyer lemon shave gel? Skin So Soft's lavender eucalyptus orange-scented washcream? No. Coast soap. COAST. SOAP! You read correctly. Like, 78 cent Coast. The soap. Also, those other things aren't real.

Step4

Shave as normal. Go to bed. Slip out of it because of your shiny, impossibly smooth legs!

Tips & Warnings

Should you tend to get ingrown hairs, try Tend Skin after your glorious shave. Tip some of the magic lotion onto a cotton ball and swipe on legs.

Comments

Karebear said

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on 6/5/2007 I am having a problem with dark roots showing after I shave. I am pale skin with brunette hair color. Is there any thing I can do for this.