How to Fly

I can fly!!!!!!!!!!?

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Cardboard
• cliff, tree, building, or any tall thing
• first aid kit

1. make wings out of the cardboard. They should be ATLEAST 3 feet long and 1 foot wide.
2. Get on top of something tall. it should be ATLEAST 20 feet above the ground
3. Get a running start at your body weight divided by 5. for example if you weigh 100 lbs run 20 mph.
4. Jump right before the edge and swoop down to gain speed.
5. Get as close to the ground as you are comfortable and pull up.
6. Glide and when needed flap your arms to gain speed.
7. To land go down and land on your feet or head.

Tips & Warnings

• Get the good kind of cardboard.
• Don't try on a windy day.
• DO NOT TRY THIS EVER. IF YOU DO YOU CAN DIE AND THAT IS NOT GOOD.