One the best ways to annoy your teacher is to say "That's what you think" after each of his or her statements. Or you can say, "Famous last words." These are awesome phrases to bug your teacher.
Step2
Whenever your teacher looks around, do your best to copy Shakira's "Hips don't lie" signature moves.
Step3
Don't forget to wear a very distracting hat to school. You can buy one or make one, then wear it in class.
Step4
If you want the icing one the cake say 'hello' to your teacher in a weird way. Surprisingly, a strange hello is often really annoying.
Tips & Warnings
This is not for some one who doesn't plan to get scolded to by the guidance counselor about your problems.