How to get beer cold very quickly

Warm beer sucks; I don't care if you live in Europe or not, it just doesn't taste good. So if you need to cool your beer down quickly, here a simple way to do it!

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• warm beer, ice, bucket, fire extinguisher

1. Lay warm beer out on sidewalk or back yard.
2. Spray beer with fire extinguisher.
3. Put beer on ice so you don't have to repeat later.
4. Sit back and enjoy a couple of cold ones!

Tips & Warnings

• Cans work better than bottles, but make sure to keep the tops clean.
• Don't waste your only fire extinguisher, you may need it for an emergency.
• It's probably toxic to drink, so make sure the residue is clear from all of your drinking areas, tops of cans, cups, etc.