How to impress a girl

Wanna impress your girlfriend on her birthday? but you aren't creative enough? here's how...

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• MONEY and roses.

1. Buy a bouquet of roses. If it's your girlfriend's 22 birthday, buy 21 roses.
2. Prepare a situation where you can talk privately (in the car, etc.)
3. Give her the rose and ask her to count them.. when she noticed that the roses are 21 and not 22, tell her that she's the last rose, the one that will never wilted

Tips & Warnings

• make sure your girlfriend is feminine enough, otherwise she might laugh at you. A gothic girl might prefer a black-painted rose but a girl is still a girl as long as she is not a flora-phobic.