How to Properly Watch Family Guy

These steps can be applied to many shows and movies - it's so flexible a plan!

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Friends
• Family Guy Episodes (DVD, computer, etc.)
• Mojito Fixings
• Bacon

1. Invite a handful of your close friends to your place for a Family Guy gathering.

2. Stock up on Mojito fixings and alternative alcoholic beverages, and probabably some snacks.

3. On the day of the gathering, cook up some bacon on a Foreman Grill.

4. Play moderately entertaining episodes while people are showing up.

5. Unleash funniest/favorite episodes when the majority have arrived.

6. Drink and distribute Mojitos and bacon.

7. Say lines from show before or as they are happening.

8. Focus on imitating a particular character.

9. Repeat 6 - 8 while continuing to play episodes until everyone is asleep or gone.

Tips & Warnings

• It's better to have too much than too little. There's nothing worse than running out of mint half-way through the night.
• Chugging Smart Water between Mojitos can help soften or completely alleviate a hang-over.
• Eating too much bacon can be deliciously fatal, but let me know before you attempt this so I can watch.
• Drinking Mojitos and watching Family Guy while pregnant may result in a football-headed baby with a mean streak and accent.

[NeilO]

on 8/14/2007 Wow, you are so very insightful, but isn't imitation the sincerest form of flattery? Perhaps you should indulge anyway ...

[mersonjacer]

on 8/9/2007 I don't care for this show. I think it is a rip-off of The Simpsons.