How to make the most annoying MySpace profile.

Break out of those stuffy old default colors and make your MySpace profile the most annoying one on the block.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• a MySpace profile

1. Give your profile a background picture so bold and busy that it obscures everything else on your page.
2. Add music and several videos to your profile that all start at the same time when the page loads.
3. TYPE YOUR ENTIRE PROFILE IN CAPITOL LETTERS.
4. Put so many animated images on your page that your visitors will think they've stumbled on a GeoCities page from 1998.
5. Litter your profile with the results of personality tests, love meters, and 6 or 7 "What kind of ___ are you?" graphics that are nothing more than thinly veiled advertisements for "Pimp your MySpace" sites.
6. Put lots of large comics on your profile so that visitors will have to scroll sideways to read it.
7. Use bright neon colors for your text and background that threaten to burn the retinas of any new potential friends.
8. Don't put anything at all on your page. They don't need to know anything about you to know you're cool.