Things You'll Need:
- a MySpace profile
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Step 1
Give your profile a background picture so bold and busy that it obscures everything else on your page.
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Step 2
Add music and several videos to your profile that all start at the same time when the page loads.
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Step 3
TYPE YOUR ENTIRE PROFILE IN CAPITOL LETTERS.
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Step 4
Put so many animated images on your page that your visitors will think they've stumbled on a GeoCities page from 1998.
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Step 5
Litter your profile with the results of personality tests, love meters, and 6 or 7 "What kind of ___ are you?" graphics that are nothing more than thinly veiled advertisements for "Pimp your MySpace" sites.
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Step 6
Put lots of large comics on your profile so that visitors will have to scroll sideways to read it.
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Step 7
Use bright neon colors for your text and background that threaten to burn the retinas of any new potential friends.
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Step 8
Don't put anything at all on your page. They don't need to know anything about you to know you're cool.
Comments
chocolate00 said
on 2/9/2009 This one's funny, I actually know alot of ppl who do this... takes the page FOREVERRR to load! good article, 5*!
WolfTech said
on 1/19/2009 That is hilarious!! You should add to step 3, to not only use all caps but numbers and un-official acronyms that no one else knows :P lol
VampireGirl3234 said
on 10/1/2008 That is sooooo funny
ravenbroom said
on 7/9/2008 Been to some of the same pages I have huh?
bantamstar said
on 7/2/2008 www.myspace.com/virgenius3000000000