How to haze a coworker after an Apple Cup victory

The annual Apple Cup is one of the greatest sporting events in the state of Washington. The game is typically the final PAC-10 game of the year for the Washington Huskies and Washington State Cougars. The all time series record between the teams is 63-29 in favor of the Huskies with 6 ties in all. An Apple Cup win earns bragging rights for the next year and also earns the ability to haze your cougar or husky friends and coworkers. One of the great ways to haze a coworker is by decorating their office immediately following the lose of their team.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• A win
• Decorating supplies
• Newspaper clippings
• Stickers of your team's mascot
• Sharpie pens

1. First and foremost, your team has to win the Apple Cup. If they don't, do not go any further then this step. Ideally, the Huskies win this game, but in the spirit of keeping this article neutral, occasionally the cougs come out on the winning end.
2. Immediately following the game, call any friends or coworkers that were rooting for the losing team. Rub it in as much as possible. After all there is at least another year before they can possibly get back at you.
3. On the Sunday following the game, go to the University book store and stock up on supplies including (but certainly not limited to): markers, stickers, team logos, paper, confetti, and just about anything else in your team's colors.
4. Go into the office and choose an office belonging to the most die hard fan of the losing team.
5. On the inside walls of the office, put up paper that's in your school colors. Using a marker write up quotes, plays, and anything that will really suck for your coworker to look at all week long.
6. On the outside of the office, put as much paraphernalia as possible describing your team's win. This can be newspaper clippings, helmets, logos, and anything else that will make anyone walking by the office chuckle.
7. Place stickers and other reminders of the team's loss right on your coworkers computer. Remember, this is what they'll be seeing all week.
8. If your team has just won it's 6th apple cup in a row, be sure to write down the score of the last 6 apple cups to make the misery even greater.
9. Get your picture taken with the work you just completed. Put your hands in the air to celebrate. Take a victory lap around the office.
10. Take many pictures of your entire work so you can later use them to write great articles such as this one.

Tips & Warnings

• Plan on spending several hours decorating the office.
• Bring friends, spouses, and anyone else to help you decorate.
• Take lots of pictures.
• If your team doesn't win, you're in trouble.
• If you go overboard, pay back is a bitch.