How to piss off your girlfriend
Have you ever seen your girlfriend went crazy? Mad crazy way, not crazy in love. Here is how
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Instructions
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• Not tell her any big important things that are happenings
• Leave your dirty laundry all over the bedroom instead of putting it in your laundry basket
• Don't do the dishes
• Never take out the trash
• Play loud music when they sleep before you
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• Make fun of them for hours on end
• Put them down for everything
• Yell at them in public
• If they ask why you love them, say "I dont know"
• Embarrass them in front of friends
• ... in front of their parents
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• Compare them to their moms
• Tell them they're old
• Try to be their dads
• Don't put the toilet seat down
• Pee in the bath tub
• Play video games all night, screaming and yelling and went to bed at 4,5 AM and wake them up and ask for sex
• Tell them you don't trust them
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Tell them they are fat.
Tell them they gonna get bigger after married -
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Lie to them on small little things
Always acuse them for cheating -
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Tell them they cant go out more than one time a week meanwhile you can go anytime
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Tips & Warnings
Do not try this unless you know you can calm her down. I am not responsible for your breakup.
Comments
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Tell her you had to photoshop the pictures of her privates to make them look good enough to look at.
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Yeah, well, the whole "telling them you don't trust them" is sometimes just the damn truth of the matter. If some guy/girl is going to get bent out of shape over it, then maybe there's a reason for the mistrust.
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Just a side note - following this instructions is a good way to get rid of your boyfriend as well :-)
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all men? No. 77 out of half of Facebook. Get over yourself.
