How to Bring Sexy Back

Does the newest J-Tim song make you want to bring sexy back like he has? With these hot tops you can do it!

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• Sense of style
• Gym
• Amex Black
• Tanning cream
• Lots of ladies

1. Go to the gym 2-3 hours. While you are there make sure to spend at least half of your time working your chest and biceps
2. When you get home, eat 3-4 skinless chicken breasts and a half dozen egg whites.
3. Now it is time to get ready to go out. Get in the shower to get clean, and make sure to apply tanning cream all over to give you a healthy glow
4. Pick out your sweetest outfit. Make sure it has some kind of hip hop style in it. A crooked hat with a straight bill or a wifebeater underneath your shirt will help
5. Log on to MySpace and post a bulletin letting everyone know where you are going, at exactly what time, and how amazing of a time it will be (even if it is only just you)
6. Head to the hottest club in town and be ready to grease the bouncer a couple Benjamins to let you in
7. Once you are in the club, find the hottest lady in the bar and buy her the most expensive drink there so she knows you are legit
8. Once you are ready to go, get on the dance floor and show the entire club how well you can c-walk
9. Congratulations, you have indeed brought sexy back!

Tips & Warnings

• While at the bar, constantly be on your cell phone or Blackberry so everyone knows what a big deal you are