How to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket With a Bottle of Water

This is a great way to get out of a ticket if you can pull it off.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Bottle of water, and good acting skills!

1. All ways keep a bottle of water within reach in your car.
2. If you just got pulled over for running a red light or speeding, pull over in public area and under a light if at night, while the police officer is pulling the car over take the bottle and pour some on your lap as if you had an 'accident'.
3. Once the officer comes to the window calmly tell him or her -in your own words- that you had a terrible personal accident, give them all necessary paper work and ask to PLEASE let you go this time because the only reason you were in a hurry was to get home and change out of your very wet and uncomfortable soiled pants!
4. With Karma on your side (always follow the golden rule for this) you will be let go out of pity from an understanding officer.

Tips & Warnings

• This will not work as well if you are not female!
• Crying always helps!
• Do not pour too much water on your lap; the ride home will not be fun!