Things You'll Need:
- Beer
- Chips
- Microwave Popcorn
- Salsas
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Step 1
Anticipate the commercials. Skip the last few seconds of the commentators' banter and be the first to dash for the bathroom.
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Step 2
Get another beer or your nonalcoholic beverage of choice.
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Step 3
Call distant friends in your pool and gloat if your team is ahead.
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Step 4
Turn off the phone if your team is losing.
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Step 5
Argue with your pals about the direction of the game, who is the most valuable player, whether the refs should all schedule eye exams, and who amongst you could spend 2 minutes on that field without suffering complete humiliation.
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Step 6
Refill the pretzel bowl, replace the dip container, make more popcorn, open another bag of chips, put on a pot of refried beans and melted cheese, and get out the salsa.
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Step 7
Watch every commercial and construct a system for rating the excellence of each advertisement. Award points for relevance, cohesion, most beautiful babe or stud, etc.
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Step 8
Play rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes on a beer - or nonalcoholic beverage - run.












Comments
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 When the commercials are on, or it is half-time break from a favorite or a big game, what I think is a good thing to do is play, Mini-Football! You get a foam ball, and play regular football, except on your knees, simple!!