How to Think For Yourself

Ever find yourself relying on others to make decisions for you?

Instructions

1. Wake up.

2. Turn on your brain.

3. Mentally remove yourself from all outside distractions.

4. Ask yourself a question to warm up your brain. This can range from something simple like what day is it to something more complex like, what is the square root of 529.

5. Gradually go on to harder and harder questions until your brain is thinking at full capacity.

6. At this point if other people suggest things to you, think about what they are saying. Don't accept what they are saying without first thinking about it and how it affects you. After all you should now be able to think for yourself.

Tips & Warnings

• Try thinking outside the box. If you don't understand what this means, then never mind.

• If you aren't very intelligent, warm your brain up with simpler questions (like what is my name) opposed to really hard ones. This way you won't overload your brain and get frustrated from the get go.

• Thinking while drinking can be fun. Just don't over do it (thinking that is).