How to Crash a Fraternity Party - For Him
Although many fraternities cherish their exclusivity, you can avoid the hassle of rushing and pledging and still enjoy the fruits of a good party.
Instructions
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Befriend fraternity members. If they know you and the party is open to outsiders, you stand a chance of making the list.
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Know the theme of the evening. If it's a formal, dress appropriately. If it's a costume party, arrive in the most outlandish costume imaginable.
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Walk like you have a purpose and know where you're going. You don't have time for interrogation.
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Come bearing gifts, whether they be snack food or the beverage of choice.
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Bring women with you. It's a sure bet you'll get in.
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Dance and party like a maniac. Maybe they'll ask you to rush next time.
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Sneak in if you must, but always have an exit plan so you can avoid unwanted pummeling.
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Tips & Warnings
Know your boundaries. If the frat members are your good buddies, then don't worry. If you don't know anyone, then tread lightly.
With plenty of testosterone to go around - possibly fueled by alcohol - you never know when a fight could erupt. Make sure you're not antagonizing anyone unless you can whup ass like Bruce Lee.
Comments
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Jul 23, 2006
Definitely don't get so drunk that you're the topic of conversation for the next month and a half. It would be good to be, but not because you puked everywhere or lit the wrong end of a cigarette 4 times, it's just unattractive. So definitely control your buzz. -
Jul 23, 2006
Definitely don't get so drunk that you're the topic of conversation for the next month and a half. It would be good to be, but not because you puked everywhere or lit the wrong end of a cigarette 4 times, it's just unattractive. So definitely control your buzz. -
Nov 22, 2005
Hanging out at your favorite house a lot won't necessarily label you a "frat rat" or "house hussy." It's your actions that determine how much the brothers will talk about you (and they all talk). Try not to hook up with more than three brothers a year.