Things You'll Need:
- Isopropyl Alcohols
- Antibacterial Soaps
- Facial Tissues
- Petroleum Jelly
- Rectal Thermometer
- Petroleum Jelly
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Step 1
Shake down the mercury in your rectal thermometer to below the 98 degrees F mark.
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Step 2
Check the thermometer under a bright light to make sure the mercury is down.
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Step 3
Lubricate the end of the glass thermometer with petroleum jelly.
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Step 4
Ask your child to lie on her left side with knees bent or across your lap.
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Step 5
Insert the thermometer into the rectum approximately one inch. Never force the thermometer.
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Step 6
Ask the child to lie still.
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Step 7
Remove the thermometer after two minutes. Use a watch to make sure you have left the thermometer in for the full two minutes. Pulling a thermometer out too early will cause you to miss a fever.
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Step 8
Wipe the thermometer off with a tissue. Unless the glass is wiped clean, it is difficult to get an accurate reading.
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Step 9
Hold the thermometer under a bright light to get your reading. Take your time. The mercury will not drop, once it has been removed from the rectum.
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Step 10
Understand that a normal rectal temperature is 99.6 degrees F.









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netskanner said
on 10/11/2008 Question - How can one distinguish an oral thermometer from a rectal thermometer?
Answer - By the taste.
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