How to Approach a Helicopter With Your Skis or Snowboard

A helicopter is a big machine with nasty moving parts. You'd better learn how to approach it properly or you might get an unwanted haircut - or worse.

Difficulty: Moderately challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Powder Skis
• Ski Boots
• Ski Clothing
• Ski Goggles
• Snowboard Boots
• Snowboards

1. Stop and remove your skis or snowboard prior to approaching a waiting helicopter or one preparing to land.

2. Put your skis or snowboards in a pile and secure any loose clothing.

3. Crouch together in a huddle while the helicopter lands.

4. Cover your eyes until the initial snow blast subsides.

5. Grab the tip of your skis or snowboard ' keep them below your waist at all times ' and drag them low and behind you toward the helicopter.

6. Approach the helicopter from a level surface or from below, rather than from above.

7. Remain in front of the door at all times to stay clear of the jet blast and/or the tail section of the helicopter.

Tips & Warnings

• Grabbing the instrument rods that protrude from the nose of the helicopter is a good way to melt your gloves and anger the pilot.
• If the helicopter is landing close by, it is a good idea to keep your eyes cracked in case the pilot experiences whiteout or a windblast that forces drastic maneuvers.
• Just because the helicopter moves fast doesn't mean you have to.
• Never ski or snowboard up to a helicopter. You might lose control and run into something unfriendly.
• Never walk to the rear of the helicopter's main cabin door. The helicopter can move suddenly and you could be introduced to the tail rotor.

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