How to Bribe a Foreign Official

Take a shortcut through a minefield, and you'll either get where you're headed sooner or end up wishing you'd never left home. Bribing an official is a lot like that. In many third-world countries an unofficial travel "tax" is de rigueur. Although every bribery situation is unique, there are a few universal rules you'll want to follow to successfully negotiate a mutual agreement.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

1. Verify that bribery is customary in the country you'll be traveling through. The X-rated magazine you proffered up to get you past a Mexican army checkpoint would get you imprisoned in a communist country. Travel guidebooks are typically good sources of information about dealing with foreign officials.
2. Determine who is in charge before offering a bribe. If you deal with anyone other than the superior, you may offend him and create a face-losing confrontation. Be extremely careful not to insult or upset anyone.
3. Identify exactly what the problem is. If you're in violation of some law, ask to pay the fine on the spot. If you're carrying something they want, offer some of it. Your ultimate goal is to agree with the official on both the problem and a mutually beneficial solution.
4. Offer a legitimate explanation for the bribery to put a veneer of legality to the situation. For example, say that you're afraid the fine will get lost in the mail and that you'd rather pay the proper authorities right now. The way in which you offer a bribe is sometimes more important than the bribe itself.

What to Look For:

• Local bribery traditions
• The official in charge
• Exact problem
• Speedy solution
• Legitimate explanation

Tips & Warnings

• Carry small amounts of U.S. currency to offer as bribes. Offer cash first, then other items.
• Only reveal the amount of money you're willing to part with. If you show the official $500, the fine will most likely be $500. Hide the bulk of your money along with all valuable personal items.