An old lady costume with sagging boobs is definitely one for the adults, and is particularly entertaining when worn by a man. Decide whether to hide the boobs under some old "granny-style" clothing, or let it all hang out and have them dangling down from under a crop top. Either way, this costume is sure to raise some laughs ... and some eyebrows.
Things You'll Need
- Skirt and blouse or dress
- Thick pantyhose
- Birdseed, Styrofoam filling or batting
- Air-dry modeling clay
- Pink acrylic craft paint
- Stick-on hook-and-loop fastener
- Cardigan or shawl
- Thick, baggy pantyhose
- Large, black purse
- Old-fashioned hat
- Gray or white wig
- Walking stick
- Crop top (optional)
- Shorts (optional)
- White socks and sneakers (optional)
- Tray of shot glasses (optional)
Make the fake boobs by filling the toe ends of a pair of thick pantyhose with birdseed, Styrofoam filling or batting. Make them as oversized and droopy as possible. Make nipples from air-dry modeling clay. Paint the nipples pink with acrylic craft paint and attach them in place with stick-on hook-and-loop fastener. Place them around your neck so they hang in position. Use bra straps to help hold them in place, but have them hanging outside the bra.
Wear a baggy old-fashioned dress, or a blouse and skirt. Add a loose cardigan or shawl over the top. Use a belt to cinch in the waist and accentuate the boobs.
Wear thick, wrinkled pantyhose and sensible granny-style shoes. Buy a white or gray wig from a costume store, and top it off with an old-fashioned hat.
Accessorize with glasses and a string of pearl beads. Carry a walking stick and a large black purse. Walk with a bent-over stoop.
As an alternative if you are feeling daring, dress as an over-the-hill sexy waitress. Wear a crop top and shorts with your sagging boobs dangling down below the crop top. Add the wig and glasses. Wear white socks and sneakers and carry a tray of shot glasses.