How to Flirt With Your Wife on Facebook

Keep your marital passion alive by flirting with your wife on Facebook.

Flirting helps keep the fun and sensuality of your marriage alive. Though in-person flirting typically increases passion to the greatest degree, digital flirting serves as an excellent stand-in when you are away from your wife. Facebook provides multiple methods of flirting, from comments to statuses. Unlike other methods of flirting, Facebook is very public. Since everything you post of Facebook is seen by your "friends," you should stick to subtle flirting and sweet messages.

Instructions

1. Set your relationship status to "Married," if you are new to Facebook or currently have an empty status. Add your wife as your spouse.

2. Visit your wife's Facebook profile page.

3. Determine your wife's preferred method of Facebook conversation. Read the posts on her wall, her status updates and her comments. Assess whether the conversations are serious, silly, fun or sweet.

4. "Like" your wife's status when it relates to your marriage, children or her accomplishing a goal. For example, if you wife writes "Finally finished my first 5k," tap the "Like" button.

5. Add sweet comments to your wife's status, when appropriate. For example, write "I'm so proud of you."

6. Post a status that celebrates your wife, refers to a sensual encounter with her or embraces your relationship. For example, write "Had a great night in last night."

7. Write compliments on your wife's pictures. Write things like "Who is that beautiful woman?" or "Looking good." Include compliments you would give your wife in real life.

8. Post pictures of you and your wife together. In the description section of the picture, write a sweet or fun message such as "My sexy sweetie and me."

9. Write a post on your wife's Facebook profile or send her a message. Include flirtatious and sweet comments such as "I can't wait until you get home tonight."

Tips & Warnings

• If you wish to express a suggestive sentiment, use the "Message" function to send a private message.

References

• How to Be a Good Husband: How to Flirt with your Wife
• Married and Happy; How to Flirt with Your Wife; Calle Zorro; March 2010
• Sexless Marriage Problem; How to Flirt with Your Wife; October 2010