All that hyperbolic 19th-century rhetoric about Americans being pioneers with frontier spirit is just high-gloss spin on the fact that Yankees are a population of refugees. Pretty much everyone who lives in the United States now either moved a long way to get here or descended from someone who did. Since we've all got it in our blood, let's translate that "spirit" into an efficient mastery of the otherwise unbearable process of moving.
Moving is a stress-filled pain in the neck, make no mistake. Not only do you have to handle countless details, but you have to do it while enjoying the murky fear of moving to a place that you probably don't know too much about--oh, and add in all the depressing kicks of saying goodbye to hordes of old friends. Cheery. We offer this eHow on moving to a new city as a semi-soviet solution to the problem--emotionless but effective.
Oh, and we've found that if you don't follow this guide, the moving trauma is liable to explode in an overloaded station wagon at some godforsaken rest stop.
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