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How to Be a Human Guinea Pig

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By Stephen Schneider
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    Make Sure You're Qualified for the Experiment

  1. You'll probably have to be at least 18 years old. And obviously, if the experiment asks for females, you have to be female. If you're not sure if you qualify, call and ask.

    For any medical-type experiment, it's also common to see the phrase "healthy volunteers." This doesn't mean you have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger; you just have to be reasonably healthy.

    If you meet these basic requirements, you'll first have an initial interview, at which the doctor will ask you to name the following:

    * Medication you are currently taking. This includes any recreational drugs. You will probably be given a urine test, but failing to pass doesn't necessarily mean you'll be disqualified.

    * Any pre-existing health conditions (including mental health) or allergies you have.

    You must answer these questions fully and honestly--they're set up to protect you from any harm. And don't worry; everything is confidential. If it's determined that any medication you're taking will interfere with the experiment, you won't be allowed to participate.

    Make sure you can devote the time necessary for the entire experiment. While you won't get charged a fee for dropping out of an experiment, you probably won't get paid, and you will surely anger the researchers.

    Check the location of the experiment and make sure you have sufficient transportation (e.g., car, bus, taxi or subway). Also, ascertain that the experiment doesn't conflict with any moral or religious beliefs you hold.

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bioweapon said

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on 11/15/2009 what does one have to do to be made into a real bio weapon? i would be ready for that if the chance came my way.

24robin said

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on 9/27/2009 I am 5'6" and weight 220 med build i don't want to look like this anymore i've never been so heavy i've always been very active until my 2nd child and my back surgery in 05 please help me

24robin said

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on 9/27/2009 please i want to be a human guinea pig I'll do what it takes to lose the weight and be a human guinea pig to do it no questions asked

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