Father’s Day is fast approaching on June 15. If you’re looking for a gift that shows your husband and/or dad that you love and cherish him with all of your heart, well, then, I’m afraid you came to the wrong place. For some occasions, these gift might just be the perfect choice. Yet for Father’s Day, these just may be some of the wackiest gifts I’ve ever seen. Behold:
7. A visor with hair
Nothing makes a man feel better about himself than pointing out, “You’re BALD!” The sensitivity level of this gift is lacking — just like the hair on Dad’s head, apparently.
6. Steel Magnolias DVD
Dad will be crying, all right, but not because of Sally Fields’ heartbreakingly good performance.
5. Pork Barrel BBQ Cologne
Unless, of course, your dad LIKES to have hungry, drooling strangers following him with a fork and steak sauce.
4. Free Hug Coupon
The only thought that went into this gift is the one that said, “Hit ‘PRINT.'”
3. DNA Test
No! Even in jest, just … no.
2. Justin Bieber’s autobiography
When Dad asks, “What do girls see in that Bieber guy, anyway?” he doesn’t really want an in-depth explanation. In fact, he’d prefer to remain blissfully ignorant of all things Bieber.
“Surprise, Dad! We FORGOT IT WAS FATHER’S DAY!”
Poor Dad. Let’s face it: Father’s Day is treated like the second-class citizen of parenting holidays, so whatever you do, make sure you mark the date with a big ol’ “REMEMBER POPS!” and honor Dad with something that will put a smile on his face — and, no, I don’t mean a smiley face text.