Political Humor

Just because you've got a massive army, huge weapons, and the ability to travel across huge intergallactic distances, doesn't mean the planet you want to conquer will just roll over and let you...

I walked into my dentist's office the other day and all of my concerns about the dentist's drill were immediately allayed: after all, nothing could be worse than sitting through the ten minutes of...

If you have toyed with the idea of Micronationalism, here's the nuts and bolts information you need!

Dance like you’re indicted! Will this be the new catchphrase on "Dancing with the Stars"? It may be if the DWTS tango by Tom DeLay, the indicted former Republican House majority Leader, turns out...

You may live your life one way and vote another. Do you think you are part of the mainstream or way out somewhere? Answer a few questions honestly and you'll begin to understand where you really...

The United States was formed by a revolution. If you consider the U. S. a good place to live, then the revolution was a good thing. A revolution is normally born from injustice. Many people have...

You are trying to support the anti-smoking bill that you just signed. Here are the steps to follow if you want to look more credible to the nation.

You will learn, how to be with yourself, and make the best of a bad situation. Depending upon your age, race, and sexual orientation. You will also get to know how it feels to alienated, forgotten...

If you find that you spend much of your hard earned time looking inside of your soul searching for government solutions to issues like global warming, fair trade, lack of seat belt users, higher...

Everyone is going green. But, it can be difficult and uncomfortable. All that scratchy hemp-wear and you got used to driving a car that is forbidden to use certain tunnels due to height...

Uptight? Annoyed with the world and the way things are heading? If so, you're on the right track. You should be outraged with the horrors going on today. Don't reshape yourself to fit into this...

Tax season is upon us, and like every other red blooded American, for years I tried desperately to find ways to avoid paying any and all taxes. For some reason, Uncle Sam always frowned on me...

You might think that South Dakota already has enough tourist traps, but you would be wrong. While attendance at Mount Rushmore remains a popular shrine for the greatest of our country’s leaders,...

Trust. Ahhh, such a wonderful thing. We expect it often, but give it rarely. You can never quite be sure, now can you? Of course, you could trust your neighbor to bring back your power tools,...

How to sell a senate seat: A short, quick, to-the-point guide that our buddy Blagojevich forgot to read. Boo hoo, off to prison you go, mate!

It's all in the jeans. A young op-ed writer for a top Boston newspaper recently opined that jeans make or break a relationship; she admitted dumping a brilliant young man mid-first-date, because,...

Dogs can create jobs for us that we may not like. Even our President Elect Barack Obama and his family will need to know How To Scoop The Poop. Yards need to be kept clean for both health and...

The 2008 Presidential election is just around the corner. Are you looking for a way to make your friends laugh during this tense time? Learn how to do a great Sarah Palin impersonation and you...

A wig is the fastest and easiest way to imitate Sarah Palin's numerous hair styles.

This article suggests what it takes to be a leader people likely won't favor--well unless you're a person who likes showing force more than having a lot of rights. This is humor by the way, I...

Mike Huckabee is a wonderfully big joke target – even after shedding 110 pounds! It helps that, consciously or not, this Southern Baptist minister, Arkansas governor and one-time Republican...

Some people may feel bad telling John McCain jokes because he's so ancient. Don't be. This is the nasty putz who, in 1998, jokingly asked a Republican gathering, "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?"...

As we near the November presidential election, politics will pervade our lives whether we want it to or not. Wherever we cast our eyes, whatever television channel or radio station we tune to,...

Whether you are a struggling politician or an out-of-style entertainer, you have probably learned the hard lesson that popularity is contingent on the favor the public grants you. Here are some...

First one must ask, what is the general populace? Second question, is it worth losing? The general populace is a snap-shot of the general population, which are X number of individual minds...

All too often when people hear the phrase "stand-up comedy" they immediately think of a guy with a cheesy grin and a bow-tie talking about airplane food and the differences between men and women....

It's impossible to completely avoid offending anyone while doing political comedy. Politics is a touchy subject and anything on the spectrum is bound to offend somebody. There are, however,...

Political discussions are dangerous and bound to put you in a bad mood, but gee, they sure are fun sometimes!

In the age of social conservatives and extremist evangelicals, many so-called values voters cast votes that are in direct conflict with their own interests. Voting against your interest is...

So, you feel like creating your own nation without resorting to violent means? Here's a quick cheat-sheet on how to quench your world-domination thirst, considering different alternative...

The history of America is a unique and interesting tale regarding the resolve of a group of individuals seeking freedom to practice religion as they saw fit. Much of our history is inspiring,...

So, you're an ignorant person. You have your set of beliefs, your values, your ideals, you've never questioned, never explored, never challenged, and if it wasn't for Harry Potter you may have...

Much of the American public thinks Bill Clinton is a very charismatic guy. Personally, I think it's all one big act. But, hey, if Clinton can charm the pants off the American public, you can too....

I have to admit, becoming Executive Editor of The New York Times is an extremely challenging feat, but once you get the job, it's really easy to not only keep it, but be the toast of the media...

Let's be honest. If there is a proven method of doing something, why reinvent the wheel? Dan Rather was the "CBS Evening News" anchor for 25 years. So why not model the modus operandi of someone...

It amazes me how much celebrities know about our geo-political world. After all, most of them lack college educations. They can read lines off a page so that makes them super-qualified to benefit...

I used to think it was hard to be the most respected person in Massachusetts. But if Ted Kennedy can be so revered, you can too. Just follow the steps listed below.

In the age of technology and government spying, many people are fighting to hold on to their basic civil rights while others ignore them. Civil rights are granted to all citizens of the U.S. by...

Running a conservative campaign doesn't mean running a boring campaign. In fact, running a conservative can be quite fun in the right states. To effectively run a conservative campaign you must...

Running a liberal campaign is simple; all you have to do is require absolutely nothing of your constituents. A successful liberal campaign doesn't fault people for their shortcomings, nor does it...

Who would have ever thought that Al Gore, a man that ran for president and couldn't even carry his home state of Tennessee, would win the distinguished "Nobel Peace Prize for Climate Change?"...

Satire is a sharp-edged art form. A satirist uses irony, exaggeration or ridicule to demean the people and situations he or she doesn't like. Yes, it can be mean-spirited and grouchy, but the best...