Political Humor

How to Become a Communist

By eHow Culture & Society Editor

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Living in a free society affords us the right to make personal choices that may or may not be in accord with the dominant system of government. This level of freedom even gives us the option to choose anarchy if we wish to. Though most people do ... more »

How to Debate like Hillary Clinton

By SensibleSam

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Many of us are afraid to debate in public because we don't know the issues well enough. But after watching Hillary Clinton debate throughout her entire political career, I have come to the conclusion that debating is really easy. It's not ... more »

How to Tell Mike Huckabee Jokes

By happyman

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Mike Huckabee is a wonderfully big joke target – even after shedding 110 pounds! It helps that, consciously or not, this Southern Baptist minister, Arkansas governor and one-time Republican Presidential hopeful says the dumbest things – some of ... more »

How to Beat a Republican in a Debate Without Knowing the Issues

By SensibleSam

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It's amazing. Year after year, Democrats are perceived to have won debates against their Republican opponents, even though they use the same silly canned arguments and buzz phrases. So if you're a Democrat and want to make a Republican look bad, ... more »

How to Deal With A Potential Rapist/Attacker

By mickeyz

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Is pacifism always the answer?.. more »

How to Destroy America Without Really Trying

By objection21

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The history of America is a unique and interesting tale regarding the resolve of a group of individuals seeking freedom to practice religion as they saw fit. Much of our history is inspiring, while some is outright reviling. Whatever it is, ... more »

How to determine whether cow farts are causing global warming

By chris200orbust

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A look at whether cow farts are causing global warming, and how an unlikely hero, the kangaroo, could help our environment. This is all real folks... more »

How to Display Ignorance

By rplacone

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So, you're an ignorant person. You have your set of beliefs, your values, your ideals, you've never questioned, never explored, never challenged, and if it wasn't for Harry Potter you may have never read an entire book in your life. Great job! ... more »

How to Found Your Own Micronation

By Jonathan

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Citizens around the world are dissatisfied with their governments. Even if they don't at all agree with those in power, there is sometimes very little an average citizen can do to fully register their discontent with their home nation. But some ... more »

How to Give Away Your Civil Rights

By objection21

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In the age of technology and government spying, many people are fighting to hold on to their basic civil rights while others ignore them. Civil rights are granted to all citizens of the U.S. by the Constitution, but the age of terrorism and the ... more »

How to Master the Hobbies of Your Favorite Former Presidents

By Camille Platt

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Commit to these outrageous pastimes and you’ll fit in with your favorite political veterans. This is one of the highest forms of flattery!.. more »

How to Appreciate "Futurama"

By George Sommers

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JANUARY 1, 2000: Do you remember what you were doing at the turn of the millenium? For one Philip Fry, pizza delivery guy, that fateful day meant reporting to work and becoming entrapped in a freezer. In a neat "Rip Van Winkle" twist, ... more »

How to Be a Good Republican

By Rick Ferris

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Being a good Republican is easy. You don’t even have to know the issues... more »

How to Be a Political Satirist

By eHow Culture & Society Editor

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There have been funny pages with a political bent since newspapers went into print. However, the Internet and the popularity of many political television shows and books has brought political satire to the forefront. Follow these steps to begin ... more »

How to Be a Successful Network News Anchor

By SensibleSam

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Let's be honest. If there is a proven method of doing something, why reinvent the wheel? Dan Rather was the "CBS Evening News" anchor for 25 years. So why not model the modus operandi of someone who had that type of longevity? Follow these steps ... more »

How to Become the Most Revered Person in Massachusetts

By SensibleSam

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I used to think it was hard to be the most respected person in Massachusetts. But if Ted Kennedy can be so revered, you can too. Just follow the steps listed below... more »

How to Make Fun of Conservative Talkshows and Stop Terrorism

By schatbot

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Tired of the conservative talk shows? Heres how to enshrine the right wings falterings from their moral high ground. From the xenophobia which brought you "freedom fries", you now have the "Bill OReilly sandwich.".. more »

How to Make Lawyer Jokes

By happyman

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: How many can you afford? ... Jokes about lawyers are nothing new and for centuries they've depicted the profession as a collection of wily predators who will lie and cheat to line ... more »

How to Run a Conservative Campaign

By objection21

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Running a conservative campaign doesn't mean running a boring campaign. In fact, running a conservative can be quite fun in the right states. To effectively run a conservative campaign you must get acquainted with conservative principles and ... more »

How to Tell John McCain Jokes

By happyman

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Some people may feel bad telling John McCain jokes because he's so ancient. Don't be. This is the nasty putz who, in 1998, jokingly asked a Republican gathering, "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?" before telling the faithful, ... more »

How to Unleash the She-Devil in Fundie Women

By Michael Motta

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Some years ago I entertained a thesis (and it entertained me) that fundies, particularly of the Christian variety, were more likely than average to harbor deep-seated ambivalence (please see my article "How to Understand Psychological Rigidity ... more »

How to Win a Nobel Peace Prize for Climate Change

By SensibleSam

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Who would have ever thought that Al Gore, a man that ran for president and couldn't even carry his home state of Tennessee, would win the distinguished "Nobel Peace Prize for Climate Change?" Heck, he's not even a scientist. Well let me tell ... more »

How to Annoy Libertarians

By eHow Culture & Society Editor

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Political affiliations are always easy to annoy, and it can be fun and even revealing when you push just the right button to get under someone's political skin. Libertarians are especially susceptible to this sort of annoyance. Follow a few ... more »

How to Be a Good Democrat

By Rick Ferris

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Being a good Democrat is easy. You don’t even have to know the issues... more »

How to Be a Mean Liberal Celebrity Hypocrite

By SensibleSam

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It amazes me how much celebrities know about our geo-political world. After all, most of them lack college educations. They can read lines off a page so that makes them super-qualified to benefit us with their expertise on current events, I ... more »

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